Over 102944

Got Demotivational Poster


TAGS: rockabilly old goth punk
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Michael Hans

CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.

Sink Fixed -

TAGS: finally got the sink fixed
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Ism

maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:37 am
Now That's What I'm Talking About !
Silverheart - June 13, 2013, 4:51 pm

Installed the Jesus Filtration Unit5?

MORTICIA ADAMS - The Original Goth Girl ...

TAGS: morticia adams original goth girl
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Budog

TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:53 pm
Very nice. She is still a dish!
Cyberhagen - September 12, 2011, 2:30 pm
Yeah babee.. cata mia!
Greeny - September 10, 2011, 5:31 am
Two D's in Addams, but 5 anyway - she was the first to stir my senses

DADDY - would you like some sausage?

GOT MEAD - It does a Viking good ...

GOTH CHIC - motivation from the dark side.

TAGS: goth chic
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by shinigami_cav

Ryncovine - December 15, 2012, 7:01 pm
Nice one! Awesome.
redhdsrbst - February 9, 2011, 5:02 pm
The force is strong in this one

WE GOT HER - She had escaped from the kitchen !

TAGS: we got her escaped kitchen
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Budog

tugglug - June 16, 2013, 4:48 pm
WELL PUT HER BACK! I wanted my samich TEN MINITS ago!

CRAZY LOVE - Joker and Harley, sitting in a tree...

TAGS: joker harley quinn harleyquinn batman dark night gotham city
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2009, 10:10 am
You know you love me Jmac.
Jmac0585 - August 5, 2009, 9:58 am
Please, PLEASE STOP! You are making me agree with Moooooo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2009, 9:54 am
Please stop....You're ruining my favorite website. 1 Lion.

PURE FANTASY - like you would ever have 3 bars with AT&T

TAGS: i gots no bars ever
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Zook

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:24 pm
I have five bars quite often.
crankyhead - September 19, 2010, 8:23 pm
gorgeous Z, just gorgeous.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:39 pm
Perfect zook
Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 10:45 am


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.

867-530-ni-ee-ine! -

TAGS: jenny igot your onthe wall
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by NickDahlmier

NickDahlmier - May 12, 2016, 1:54 am
You get both song reference AND whom the picture is of, but you can't put them together!? Miss Aniston would feel insulted by that... If she knew.
MychaelDark - May 10, 2016, 4:39 pm
Get the picture. Get the song reference. Don't get the connection.
NickDahlmier - March 18, 2016, 12:08 am
Oh, come-ON!... Nobody gets this!?


TAGS: suicide negotiatn talking funny
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

MissBailey29172 - May 22, 2011, 2:03 am
Thats amazing 5L!
MilDoc - March 14, 2011, 3:44 pm
Love it!!! 5L!!
bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:34 pm
Good point

HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?

TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.


GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.

TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!

HARLEY QUINN - Fangirls are SCARY!!!!!

TAGS: harley quinn joker batman gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by jalford

jeffhardy25 - October 26, 2011, 7:29 pm

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be photoshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....shitty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as pussy as a mustang

VIDEO GAMES - Now available for girls!

TAGS: i got pwnd at this
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:24 pm
Good to see that Nintendo recognizes the woman's rightful role in the universe.
deadluvva - September 4, 2010, 8:31 am
lol Logic. Funny stuff
spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Great to see you're still coming around Logic.
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2010, 3:16 pm
Wow, welcome back! We missed you. but we've been spending some time at the range, so maybe for not much longer.


TAGS: goths are normal cubby
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

cult - January 24, 2012, 12:24 am
Better than them? them WHO? Empty space where should be titties... "Them" aren't hot ladies, all Imma say about this. Nice face tho.
MetaShadow - January 4, 2011, 9:32 pm
i knew a girl like that. my only problem was she hated everything. exept for me. oh the scars. they make me smile still.
Shadus - August 25, 2010, 2:28 am
Eh... she wasn't that good.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2010, 1:50 pm
What's wrong with you guys! That's sick...... I'd Fuck her!
Cubbybear - August 23, 2010, 10:22 am
Don't feel bad...we all would
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 9:56 am

geez...this poster makes me feel bad to say but.... oh yeah...i'de hit that.

WE'RE NON-CONFORMISTS! - That's why we all dress alike

TAGS: irony non conformists goth
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by vilnius

BoneCD - August 5, 2012, 6:45 pm
ROAR...I love this 5L

PUPPY LOVE - What started out as puppy love has now grown into something much bigger.

GOTHIC COWGIRL - There is no way of doing it right

TAGS: gothic cowgirl funny boots wrong
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by ilovegrapes

MrDamage - March 6, 2013, 4:48 pm
The image proves the caption wrong :)

THE FRENCH - sneaky bastards

TAGS: we ve already got one
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 10:49 pm
"Yup, they got everthin' over there set up to make guys like me look stupid!" -Andy
DreMagnum - September 1, 2010, 2:09 pm
Yeah, I'll be here. No motivation to make anything, but I might comment on some stuff now and then.
Airman - September 1, 2010, 12:55 pm
Yo Dre.. welcome back! You here for awhile?
DreMagnum - September 1, 2010, 12:38 pm
I think he used your avatar because of the monty python reference
pharaoh15 - September 1, 2010, 12:21 pm
I always knew there was an underhanded reason for those types of words.
motinet - September 1, 2010, 9:33 am

Another good example of funny to visitors AND insiders.
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 9:28 am

why would anyone, mod, reg, or noob, get in trouble for putting an icon of someone on a poster. everybody.....breathe in....breathe out....breathe in. oh ya....lol.
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 9:14 am

love the airman...never try to get him in trouble. never. i've crashed and burned a dozen or so insider/tribute posters. i just want to have fun again. i want to post whatever and whoever getsit...gets it.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 8:58 pm
But thank you for speaking one of the unspeakable words, RealityBlab! Trying to get Airman in trouble, or just a mod for approving it?
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 8:49 pm
this type of translucent tribute is allowed, as the reader doesn't have to be on the inside to get the humor.
Anonymous2 - August 31, 2010, 8:38 pm
I don't hate the French language, per se, but I do hate Scrabble cheaters!
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 8:24 pm

hey...are they letting the insiders and tributes through again? yay!!! are we allowed to have fun again??
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 8:23 pm

mon dieu, tres bien! mais en vraiment, je suis italien.
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 3:37 pm

NURSE HARLEY QUINN - Oh nurse, I'm ready for my sponge bath now.

TAGS: harley quinn joker batman arkham asylum gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by jalford

Kirsten - May 31, 2011, 1:44 am
hey, guess what, she was a psychologist not a nurse
Danomite - August 23, 2009, 6:12 pm
Ya...bathed in acid maybe...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:11 am
You are right on that!!! It maybe a trap, but I am all in for it.
Ed-Hyde - July 24, 2009, 1:28 pm
Hate to say it, but it might be worth it.
MO - July 24, 2009, 11:22 am
A pre-lobotomy sponge bath?

LOVE - Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

TAGS: in honor of all of our troops gone but not forgotten
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:46 am
Except there's nothing altruistic about being a soldier. You're just a hired hit man for the state. Your job is just to kill the other country's soldiers. And if you die in the process, that doesn't mean you did it in some sort of heroic act.
Starmon - November 7, 2010, 11:51 pm
The Ultimate act of altruism! Thank you from the family that is your country.
Bill - October 20, 2009, 5:11 pm
5 Lions to you, go soldiers, marines, and airforce
Todd Snyder - September 7, 2009, 11:57 pm
Amen - 5 lions for you.
RON - August 6, 2009, 12:46 pm
great find in pic...makes all vets wish thats the way we should go out...but alas, lucky if we get cassette of taps and 1 vet with flag to give away. But, should be like your poster! Great JoB!

HULA HOOPS - No one hates them, not even this guy

TAGS: hula hoop goths
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by vejtornado

Someone Else - May 18, 2009, 8:38 pm
Truth Teller - September 21, 2008, 1:52 pm
Yay! The redundant caption monster strikes again!
CraigR - September 21, 2008, 1:50 pm


TAGS: so goth
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
I stapled my smile upside-down.
ughomer - June 22, 2012, 11:36 am
I NEVER smile, Airman!!
maoworks2 - June 21, 2012, 7:30 am
That's Why I'm Always In The Dark !
mariand - June 21, 2012, 1:40 am
In no man's land, together...
CloudchaserS - June 21, 2012, 12:30 am
I'm so goth, I shit bats
Reality Lord - June 20, 2012, 11:32 pm

this is the most epicness epic of all epic epiness
caveman - June 20, 2012, 9:58 pm
Black eyeliner, and proud of it
lgvernon - June 20, 2012, 9:33 pm

Twacking Airman with my leather bustier. This is holarious!!!~~~5LLLLL
Sho - June 20, 2012, 8:28 pm
GaryO - June 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
'bash them with a hammer' N-I-C-E
Greeny - June 20, 2012, 6:46 pm

BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT - It would be worth watching if these two were the judges

COCAINE - 3 Lines Max Except for the fourth And Fifth...What?...It's just a short one.

TAGS: anyone got a spoon
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

Zed - October 13, 2009, 10:43 pm
It's a talent.
Nik - October 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
Yes Zed...I know. But once again you're condescending manner shines on...I'm just sayin.
Zed - October 13, 2009, 10:20 pm
Didn't say that, just thought it was obvious enough it didn't need my grasp of the obvious applied. You know, "HEY, the sky is really BLUE on a nice sunny day..."
Nik - October 13, 2009, 8:55 pm
Just because nobody gets it doesn't mean it's not good. Probably just means they're idiots. With exception to Zed of course, who apparantly got it, but is just too GOOD to make a comment.
Zed - October 12, 2009, 10:40 am
I got it, I just thought it was too obvious to comment upon.
Zed - October 12, 2009, 10:40 am
What, Motifake is your drug of choice?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2009, 5:11 am
Thanks Aggy....But you didn't have to.....this is my worst poster ever.....no one got it.*sigh*
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 3:12 am
Eugene - August 22, 2009, 1:21 am
Visa: making a coke head's life that much easier!
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
Sometimes it just doesn't work my friend...I have about 20 or so like it. But they always made sense to me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 12:35 pm
I was trying to make a subtle (perhaps too subtle)comparison between Motifakers and substance abusers. "3 lines max".....Maybe I should have waited until I wasn't so fucked up.

164 PERCENT - It's how much you gotta give

TAGS: you got pi right there
Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by mattb

MO - July 31, 2009, 12:22 am
Not good, not anything....0ish

EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!

TAGS: ima goth and there is no way i would ever wear my makeup like that
Rating: 1.29/5

More motifakes by gothicgalx

archpope - June 27, 2011, 4:34 am
Epic Taxonomy Fail! Those are cat ears.
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 6:54 pm
actually it's an epic visual kei fail


TAGS: lizvicious aol sexy goth coffee
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by LizVicious

Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 7:56 pm
I think this is the first time i've seen her with clothes on


WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY - I intend to deserve it


TAGS: spc jonathan pilgeram not forgotten
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
Hang in there, Haarak.
Krissie - May 30, 2011, 5:27 pm
*wipes some tears*....5 lions
Hawamleh - May 30, 2011, 9:02 am
5 lions.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2011, 3:17 am
Thanks, guys. I'm still having a hard time with this. He was just a great kid.
Feasibly - May 29, 2011, 9:42 pm
Nice indeed, Haar. 5L
Greeny - May 29, 2011, 9:25 pm
fatelvis - May 29, 2011, 6:26 pm
5 salute5


TAGS: emo cavalry scene kidz funny tits pussy goth
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by MrPeaBuddy

sasquatch76 - February 12, 2010, 4:42 pm


TAGS: smoke them if you got
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

scarr3d - May 7, 2011, 5:24 pm
reminds of the saying "Rehab is for quitters"
Feasibly - May 7, 2011, 1:03 pm
I gave up on quitting years ago...just doing my part to help the tobacco industry thrive. 5moke 'em if you got 'em...;)
Bartimaeus - May 7, 2011, 12:47 pm
I've been having the worst time quitting. Even my dog thinks I'm a douche at this point.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 10:08 pm
5cancer sticks to you.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 10:07 pm
I quit almost 2 years ago....Damn I miss that! I look as good as that fellow does now.


TAGS: madonna you got old
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:08 pm
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:18 am
where can i get it? i would make a self-pic... for naughtyfake *eg*


TAGS: get to a doctor your left cheek is not the only thing that got tatooed you racist prick
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by pieman

Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:52 am
I don't care if its got a mistake, I laughed so hard i blew a nut. 5L
Plug In Baby - May 13, 2011, 10:16 pm
I lol'd at "Deserts" when it's supposed to be "Desserts"
Budog - May 13, 2011, 9:56 pm
Absolutely frickin' hilarious, but it should be Aryan...
Weapon X - November 25, 2010, 1:38 am
OK...DUMBLEDORK-DND-DOOF'S assessment aside...EFFING HILARIOUS!! I immediately started laughing uncontrollably when I saw this one...we have no need for spellcheckers here...if you've been on the internet for any amount of time you know to get over it. 5L
DrowFighterMage - November 7, 2010, 7:31 am
I'm far from a grammar/spelling nazi, but 'arian' is an ancient & extinct form of heretical Christianity named after its founder Arius & condemned by the Council of Nicaea (among others). I think you meant 'Aryan' instead.


TAGS: squirrel hostage negotiate never
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 11:08 pm
oh, I thought it was for the "not a proud man" comment
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I meant Ya figure about guyfox wanting a pat on the back.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:59 pm
Hammy? What? huh?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:56 pm
well Hammy had the "clever" thing covered
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
Ya figure?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I am not a proud man
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I think he really wanted a shout out for discovering the pic.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:45 pm
Pretty cool how Guy traveled back in time to say you're welcome before you thanked him.
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 7:29 pm
I couldn't have done this without Guy posting the pic on the "poster fodder" thread. Thanks for the free pic guy!
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 7:26 pm
guyfox - October 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
you're welcome!
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:53 pm
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm
LOL!! 5L

for want of a pen -

BITCH PLEASE - I got this, chill... I'll be right back...

TAGS: i got this chill
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Chef


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?

PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success

GOTHS - Don't sully the good name of the Goths by associating them with depressed emos.

TAGS: harrypotter emo goth
Rating: 1.67/5
Woody - July 22, 2009, 8:19 pm
well, you are too late for that one.

WANNA KNOW A SECRET? - SHHH! Don't tell anyone but... I'm insane.

CROSSOVERS - I'll bet on the grim brooding one.

GOTH WITH GUNS - Weird, surreal, arousing, confusing, scary, heartbreaking and down right confusing!

TAGS: goth gun weird arousing c
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Kohnel

superuser1337 - January 7, 2012, 2:39 pm
This style/outfit is called industrial or cyber. It's not goth at all.
trisha4u2 - June 22, 2011, 2:24 pm
awsome that rocks
shmoe13 - January 30, 2011, 3:03 am
i just busted my nut


TAGS: buffy dark lady goth hot
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

mallen - April 18, 2009, 1:46 am
Jungie - October 5, 2008, 6:43 pm
Also: Bigger titties.

GOTH FISH - Lets put it the aquarium and name it "Spike RavenShadow"!!!

TAGS: goth fish weird spike
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by SystemFailed

agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 1:58 am




TAGS: gothopotamus fat goth beast
Rating: 2.98/5

More motifakes by Chris

bill - October 11, 2009, 3:31 pm
sadly yes
faulty switch - September 10, 2009, 11:56 pm
be a functional person in society or go back to your room and sit there. life is gonna suck. take off the makeup and get over it.
D1RTY - August 27, 2009, 11:03 am


TAGS: ohhhh look what daddy s got
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 6, 2011, 8:03 am
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:59 pm

bone you gotta give lessons on style.

CROSS ARM BAR - Yeah pretty cool but still missing the oil.

NEW SPONSORS - They're Linin' Up Already

TAGS: tigger got woods
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

ronsart - December 22, 2009, 6:18 pm
my 5L! you know...Tiger is a Dem...lol

JUST DO HER - Then Just Do Her, Then Her, Then That One, Then Her Over There, Then Her, Then Her, Then Do Her Twice, Then Her.....


TAGS: ugly stick goth retard
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Tess

superuser1337 - January 7, 2012, 2:42 pm
Why is the word "goth" used here? His style is industrial/metal, not goth..

TESTICLES - He just lost them.

TAGS: he just got kicked in the testicles
Rating: 1.73/5


TAGS: goth dress down surprise
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

culos - November 1, 2010, 4:58 am
Is there an apple and tree story behind this? Don't be shy, you can confide in us...

SKILLS - Yours might not get you into college, but they sure will get you through it.

TAGS: look daddy igot my degree
Rating: 4.86/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 12:17 pm
family can vote ? :)


TAGS: goth lingerie works for me
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

superuser1337 - January 7, 2012, 2:36 pm
Um, sorry, but that's not goth at all. That's an ordinary girl wearing industrial clothes..
panic8 - October 26, 2010, 1:30 pm
The next big cementary service is Valet Burying: "Here's my Grandpa, take care of him. And no funny ideas, I'd count his golden Teeth!"
shmoe13 - October 26, 2010, 2:04 am
I'd tie her down and do dirty dirty...dirty omg dirty things to her
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 12:06 am
But of course! Just make sure to tip well...
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
Cool! They do luggage service at the cemetery!


TAGS: if i forgot anybody sorry or suck it up depending on who you are
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:44 am
Glad I actually caught you here. Take it easy.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
LMAO! Good timing! It'll all spiral now.... keep an eye on the news!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
I've got Guinness, Cuban seafood on my breath, the scent of Tropical body spray in the air, Dean Martin playing on the computer, and moooo online.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:41 am
sorry dude but I gotta crash (dinner at the mother in law's tomorrow, I need to rest up for that) I'll be back tonight.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
HA! On any other day...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
You're such a girl.......But i like you anyways (no homo)(no matter how many times you ask)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:36 am
Albeit, if any noobs had brain-one in that soft encasing, they'd be submitting like crazy before I hit that level where I become intolerant.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:34 am
And this is hardly drunk by either of our standards. I spent time with my not-girlfriend, and with my 1L girl... I'm just trying to be a man again.... now that they're not around.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:32 am
That's the.... ummmmm.... Jamesons drinker calling the Guinness drinker black.... er, drunk?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:30 am
I'm not so much "rattled" as I am "Beguiled".....AGGY IS DRUNK AGAIN!!!!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:28 am
Not that it's more than disturbing to me that I can rattle the almighty mooooo. One hell of a questionable feat.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:27 am
All that's missing, my friend, is the look on my face when I say stuff like this. I sell it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:25 am
You're a strange little WOP.....do you know that?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:24 am
Look... some people like sheep, some like peanutbutter, some like TTH's bare ass, while others just like a good penetration shot. Why try to cater to each individual? Just send the whole collection out, and see who orders the wallet-size copies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 am
I'll give you that. but did he have to send us all those pics?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:16 am
Come on already... when a goat just outright says that they like peanutbutter... what's a TTH to do?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:15 am
Meh....are we working on this one now? do you really think Trash deserves it.....after what he did to those goats and all?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:13 am
Like I was under any impression that I had a chance to claw my way back into the good graces that I never had in the first place?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:11 am
Fucker....you know Mrs mooooo is off limits. She's gonna hate you more when she reads that....and you're already in her bad books.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:08 am
If she isn't unpacked yet, can you tell her to check for my bottle opener?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:07 am
Except the liver....yeah, same condition.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:05 am
So, she found you right where she left you... and in the same condition.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:03 am
Good, Good...the Mrs got home tonight...she's in good spirits (I'm in the usual spirits)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:00 am
How's the evening going, my friend?
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:40 pm

sent that vietnamese chick you know.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
Ok......... who lives closest to Vegas.... I'm in need of more Guinness, and I'm already 10 in. Someone? A quick run?
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 9:39 am
WTF?!? What did you set on fire? :S
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:53 pm
crap! I just sent something on fire, that's gonna be hard to hide....
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
The general public... It's a common ailment.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
who you askin?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
ANYWAY, not to be a conversation stopper... How's the syphilis?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:46 pm
PMs, grey.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:44 pm
you needed to get here earlier, we needed a female point of perspective
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:37 pm
I didn't do shit. :P
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:32 pm
don't even think about it Chickster...I see you
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:30 pm
we all have our cross to bear...I'm looking for that pic now!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:28 pm
God of Retards...LOL!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:16 pm
...you are a GOD!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
cubby, you're an internet icon. countless tributes are made, n))bs try to copy your style, your posters are linked to 1000's of web pages. yep you're wife was right...
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
So true Cubby. But, sometimes a vacation from the norm does one's creative side good
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:13 pm
I'm going to have to get a new avatar, Cubby's booty dance is too much
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:12 pm
Do you realize counting NaughtyFake, I've made 5732 posters? I am a retard! If I didn't take that 5 month break last year, it would be a lot more
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:10 pm
They sell them at the tourist stores
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
a snow globe...cubby, do they have those in Hawaii?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:08 pm
my wife gets her daily excercise by rolling her eyes at me....and she eats like a Tour De France biker
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:06 pm
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:04 pm
The wife thinks I'm a retard...really.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
(Back in 20 minutes)
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
And considerably better than an STD
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
@GS..."I can't believe how much money I saved you here..." Yea, I already got that call last night.
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:02 pm
A T-Shirt is better than a Snow globe or Key Chain from the airport gift shop
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
I never thought of that Cubby...Next time there will be no leftover stakes, I promise!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Agreed, Cubby... my ex gf and the one before her rolled their eyes at me when I talked about it. The cuban girl hops on the site from time to time, but she still thinks that my posters suck. I think it's personal.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Bone, you know she'll be more than glad to see you, after she shows you what she "picked up" while she was there. maybe you'll get a t-shirt! "I was at Dick's on the Wharf"
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
Shake that ass, Cubby! LOL!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
This is why a lot of Regs were only MotiFaking at work....jeez
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
Well the Rent-A-Nurse that watched over me every night to make sure I didn't have another heart attack only at salads.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
I have my work cut out for me too. Johnnie Walker is sending me Thank you cards for keeping their Inventory flowing the last month
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:54 pm
Leftover steaks? How is this possible?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Hell, I'd put more money in her checking account if she'd stay longer...I still have a few stakes left, and that keg of Heineken ain't going finish itself.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
LOL @ cubby!! yes we do, and they all have one constant
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
Each and every one of us has a tragic tale
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
them chippendale shows ain't cheap
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
I hear ya GS. Mine robbed my cash kitty...said it was for tips.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:48 pm
I mean, I can't argue with the existence of such a group.... they do have it rough.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
Aggy...didn't know that. I think you may be on to something there.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
mrs Bone left with suitcases? mine left with a credit card, and a smile
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:46 pm
mmmm, 1984? Big Momma is watching us?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:45 pm
How many women you know go to Chicago with two suitcases and only one is packed?
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mrs moooo is out of town, too.... I'm tellin' ya... something's up!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
yeeeah aggy, never thought about that....Cahooots I tell you!! they're in Cahooots!
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
Trust me...it wasn't a shopaholics convention
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
As far as the grease fire goes...I'd just tell her that her sister came over and cooked one night. It kinda runs in the family.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
All of these girls out of town at the same time? I'm starting to wonder if there's a "my man is a motifaker" support convention somewhere that we're not aware of.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:40 pm
point of advice, Yankee candles do NOT mask the smell of cigars, and grease fires
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Mrs.Bone will be back from Chicago in about two hours...so I took the day off to clean. But she'll know half the city was over here while she was gone no matter how much I cleaned.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Nothing like a woman's presence... can't argue there. Nor can I argue Bone's bacon point.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
must be, her back bacon got me achin'
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
That's the bacon that you smell
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:34 pm
me either, she's trying to feed me to keep me around, I'm trying to get to the dirt as fast as I can! I do miss her though, she smells purdy
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
I fail to see any fault in your recipe.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
when I cook, meat, with meat, and a side of meat wrapped in bacon, and some potatoes, and a scotch. when she cooks, there's noodles, and some kind of vegtable. my arteries are screamin' for her to come home
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
LMAO!!! Well... like you said, at least there's now a light.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:27 pm
that's what I've been missin' that blowin bubbles thing, and not having to eat my own cooking
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:26 pm
My cuban is back in town... so, there goes my sleeping in on the weekends. It sounds like more of a complaint than it actually is.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:24 pm
Well, I'm sure you've made all you can from the alone time, and are essentially dying to get that control(er) back into your bubble.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
i'm livin La Vida Loca this week. there is light at the end of the tunnel 6 week tunnel. sunday, the return of she who tells me when I'm the boss
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:15 pm
How's it going this evening, Grey?
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:16 pm
Anyone left out should read the tags. They know which comment is directed at whom.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 11:26 am
Love it! It's impossible to get EVERYONE on one poster. I do appreciate the nod, and anyone left off should understand. If not they can make their own damn tribute poster...+5
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:31 am
poor TTH. I know how you feel. Remember the Wolf Shirt poster? You just can't get everybody on, especially if you do it spur of the moment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:54 am
Ugly?....sure.....But that cabin gives great head. Much like Aggy's sister.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:51 am
I've heard aboot your 'milkshakes' Mooooooooooooooooo. Cabin fever rears it's ugly head.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:18 am
Mine was a mint chocolate chip milkshake. It was goooood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:17 am
You weren't forgotten IceMan......you were ignored..........And then you were ridiculed......Then we had milkshakes....and all was good.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
LMFAO! TTH missed a few... it's killing him!
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
Never mind me. I'm used to it.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 1:10 am
great poster TTH, thanks for the mention
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:44 pm
Are you gonna cry?...If you do, save the tears....i hear Virgin tears are like the fountain of youth.
CpnKangaroo - April 19, 2010, 11:41 pm


TAGS: well i got a woman
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

Chompers - March 23, 2010, 8:10 pm
They call me.....Creepy Grape Jackson
spacedog - March 22, 2010, 6:15 pm
Very cool. Starter blues name: No Toes Cherry Nixon. 5Ls.
Airman - March 22, 2010, 6:14 pm
I have been on Beale, but not for the full experience. We ran out of time.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 6:05 pm
Airman, ever walk take the Beale Street walk?
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 6:00 pm
thr trumpet is a beautiful instrument! i'm not playing with any trumpet players right now, but with two sax players that bring the house down! I play the guitar, and the blues are the all I play! :)
Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 5:56 pm
Jake, WTF! You trying to get a fellow motifaker fired! Holy crap i needed a laugh like that!
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 5:00 pm
I woke up this mo'nin', zits all over the place, Yeah I woke up this mo'nin', I had a pizza face, Big Momma screamin' at me... Yeah the bitch is hard on my case! Ba dum Ba Dump.
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
And if Double is trying to infer that 17 y/o white boys have nothing to sing the Blues about....try being one!
Airman - March 22, 2010, 4:45 pm
if you are talking to me.. I have socks that old. I was 17 a loooong time ago
thatonechick - March 22, 2010, 4:26 pm
I am. Why do you ask?
Double - March 22, 2010, 4:22 pm
You are a 17 year old white boy, right?
Airman - March 22, 2010, 4:09 pm
you guys are cracking me up. Love the names. I used to play the trumpet, and was getting fairly good but I had to give it up in 10th grade. Hard to march at halftime when you are a defensive tackle. band teacher wouldn't budge, nor would football coach
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
btw 5 lions! do you play any instrument Airman? :)
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
you dont have to be old to sing and play the blues, if you got it, you got it, if you dont, that means youre doing just fine :p
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 3:27 pm
I was wondering about that...I mean, what if you were homeless living in a cardboard box on the beach...no, or maybe your wife left you pennyless with no ticket home and you had to live next to the beach...no both of those would be pretty sweet. :)
phydeaux - March 22, 2010, 1:17 pm
5 depressed whiskey's for you Airman!! I especially like "You can't get the Blues in Hawaii".
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 1:16 pm
Woke up this mo'nin on the wrong side of the bed, di'nt realize it wasn't mine 'till I felt a gun on my head.... -Gimpythumb Apple Garfield
MO - March 22, 2010, 12:11 pm
HELP!!! We're getting spamed in the forums!!! Frickin shoe salesman!!! (not a joke)
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:08 pm
5 beautiful notes from my bass guitar, Mr. Airman!!!
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 12:03 pm
5 Fat River Dumplings From Blind Melon Chitlin'

GOTH DRAG - Teenagers scare The living shit Outta me

TAGS: goth drag corset
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by hangmanheadphones

superuser1337 - January 7, 2012, 2:40 pm
Why is "goth" tagged in this pic?
WhatTheHellIsAHufflepuff - December 9, 2010, 11:30 am
XD mcr lyrics
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2010, 12:02 pm
really well put together. I did a couple with personal pics when I started here as well. They werent as funny.
hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 9:22 am
Just to be clear here. Picture is of a boy. Roughly six feet nine inches, near three-hundred pounds. And that boy, dear children, grew up to make a poster out of it.
jameswnash - September 19, 2010, 10:59 pm
You better not be picking up any stray mice from the field! You never know where they been boy!
Claire - September 19, 2010, 10:59 pm
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 10:55 pm
My name is little bunny fu-fu
AdmiralAckbar - September 19, 2010, 10:54 pm
and people wonder why I pray for a pandemic
Claire - September 19, 2010, 10:53 pm
Son, just get out of my house.
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 10:49 pm
Mom's dead, dad.
jameswnash - September 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
Son, why are you wearing your mothers party dress?
Claire - September 19, 2010, 10:31 pm
Could have been better.


TAGS: putin negotiation paddycake russia
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

Mark - March 5, 2009, 12:21 am
I think there's a war a brewin' here. Hang on a minute while I make some pop corn and get another beer.
ThePirate - March 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Yeah, thats it.. I am Cubby.. and Culos, and Mustyk and airman and wtf.. with all my posters ranked under 2.. thanks for your comments. Fun site.. ebaums is not even close to this hostility. gonna go look at your fantastic submissions to see how it is dun
agdaniele - March 4, 2009, 12:46 am
Pirates, I'm not a fan. This motifake? Big fan. Sure you're not Airman? Cubby? Anyone better?

SELF HARMING - You Never Did It Right

JESUS IS EMO - what teh plunk?


TAGS: anybody got a quarter
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:24 pm
(I've heard)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:24 pm
Yep... just three quarters and a pair of old work boots.
Pachmoedius - November 8, 2010, 7:50 pm
Very well done. 5L. Who's the model?
Faceplant31 - November 8, 2010, 6:51 pm
Like you don't know, amazing BoneCD. 5L

HERBIVORE BASHERS - There are still narrow minded bigots out there who refuse to accept herbivores because of their alternative lifestyle

TAGS: herbivore bashers narrow minded bigots
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - February 7, 2012, 3:04 am
It is a metaphor. The dinosaurs are T-Tex, major carnivores. So it is a metaphor of what a narrow minded father's reaction when he son says he is gay....
Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:38 am
Is this a metaphor?...or is this seriously a herbivore joke? LOL, either way, well done.
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:29 pm
My Dad is proud I am a vagitarian...
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:13 pm
I've got nothing against herbivores. Some of them are actually quite tasty!
Kspace - June 10, 2011, 8:23 am
Attention, herbivores: My food eats your food.

GOTCHA! - I know you're there ... You can run, but you can't hide! The nose knows!

BLACKCAT - I wish one would cross my path.


TAGS: the one that got away oj simpson hell is waiting
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by steph1

hootizz - February 27, 2011, 2:49 pm
As they say.., 'what goes around.., comes around'...!!


TAGS: have you got the remote
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 9:20 am
5L, and for the use of the word "libidinous" triple score value!!


TAGS: thank you have a nice day forgot to mention the twenty mile drive one way to get there in the first place
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

timebomb - October 21, 2009, 11:12 am
5 Leopards for Haarakkon.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 10:26 pm
A high quality poster with a hilarious disclaimer. This is a brilliant one-of-a-kind Motifake.
Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
Snow Leopard! I've been waiting for the upgrade!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Turns out 4:15 AM is not a real good time to start even a simple hardware project. Who knew?
Sean - August 12, 2009, 4:44 pm
Great. Lingerie shopping, eh?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:22 am
Spree candy - love'em! They're like little petrified SweetTarts!
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 10:52 am
Killing Spree...Shopping Spree...Spree...love the word!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:30 am
LOL! Been there.


TAGS: retirement plan american gothic
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Cubbybear - February 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
What about the weekend at Bernie's?It's gone now

ENGLISH FAGGOTS - Seriously, Every person in England is a Faggot!!!

TAGS: england faggot british
Rating: 1.99/5

More motifakes by Renee Pussman

Airman - March 5, 2012, 5:44 pm
this poster is from 2009.. not sure anyone who commented is still around to yell at
YankBasher - March 5, 2012, 5:22 pm
Your just jealous we have a more technically advanced country than where you live, go back to blowing your goats
YankBasher - March 5, 2012, 5:17 pm
If it wasn't for us you would be running around with the rest of the red indians, Pussman what a gay fucking name
YankBasher - March 5, 2012, 5:13 pm
Come over to the UK and say that to my face and I will seriously fuck you up for being a cunt, slimy pricks like you give the americans a bad name but I guess your too chicken shit to come over here with a gun, leave time and place anywhere in London ...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 17, 2011, 9:03 pm
Country bashing and homophobic nonsense will not be tolerated Jaba...especially this hateful crap you're spouting. This is the only warning you will get.
Jabawatcha - March 17, 2011, 6:09 am
Typical Uk faggots i hate your damn country! www.gaydatingagency.com/search/simple/results.aspx?ssid=1034607&p=3
Jabawatcha - March 17, 2011, 6:00 am
Actually every person in England is a faggot! I mean c'mon what do brits do besides sucking cock? Read newspaper and tea bag each other? It's your fault you let old faggot farts overrun you country and made laughing stock out of it! Fuck brits!
Derek - August 26, 2009, 5:35 am
Creators of the largest empire the World has ever known, the industrial revolution and the most widely understood language on Earth are all homosexuals. Tell me, how did you conduct your survey Renee, s'il vous plait?
Tiny Dancer - June 11, 2009, 10:59 am
The creator is aware that at least in the UK a "Faggot" is a small minced meat product, quite delicious. So thankyou for the technical compliment.
TheBritishGuy - June 7, 2009, 11:22 am
You are so lucky the internet provides anonymity or I would track you down and tear out every one of your organs and force you to eat them while roasting you on a spit. Man am I glad I got that off my chest.
Robert the Bruce - June 5, 2009, 4:00 pm
And as for the comment by Renee Pussman on 30th Oct. If it were not for the Soviet Union the war could not have been won. 70% of the land war in Europe was fought on the EASTERN front. No country could have beaten Germany (and their allies) on their own.
Robert the Bruce - June 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
More to the point, this isn't even the English flag. Do some research.
Croga15 - April 12, 2009, 4:31 am
This poster is clearly the work of an irish man
... - April 9, 2009, 2:08 pm
Actually most of us do get along. It just so happens that all of those idiots who are patriotic-elitist happen to congregate on the internet. Sorry. I wish it were not true but, it is.
leeebling - March 13, 2009, 9:46 am
can't we all just get along?
HtD - February 19, 2009, 2:29 am
This poster is the work of a Frenchman.
Nero - February 18, 2009, 7:42 pm
Nice. Most of the world hates America, and you insult one of our only allies. Stupid cumshot.
Culos - January 20, 2009, 3:23 pm
Incredible, lived in the US, now in the UK and you fail at spelling and grammar? Why should we be bothered by your opinion then????
... - January 20, 2009, 3:20 pm
the person who posted it definatly is
Seriously guys? - January 20, 2009, 3:20 pm
Whats all the arguing about? For those people saying the English are faggots, thats childish and how many english people do you know? i live in england but previously in america and both are great. Americans aren't fags because of this poster but who ever
agdaniele - December 13, 2008, 11:36 am
Before we argue superiority with dear Renee, check her other motifakes. You needn't argue, you're already superior.
LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 2:01 pm
Now I'M confused....so England is part of the Red Cross? You'd think their donuts would be better then.
Culos - December 6, 2008, 8:13 am
@paladin: So you are saying the captio is wrong and it should read "BRITISH FAGGOTS, Seriously, Every person in Great Britain is a faggot", Happy now???
paladin12 - December 6, 2008, 8:07 am
I'll say it again: THIS IS THE UNION FLAG OF GREAT BRITAIN. The English flag is white with a red cross.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 7:06 pm
--lyrics or sonnets, depending on the time of day).
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 7:05 pm
- or so and people may be hard pressed to remember the Queen's English, unless by then we all have the chip in our brains that translates everything to our preferred mode of communication (I want the one that puts everything in the form of either pop lyri
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 7:03 pm
Bastardised or not, we have plenty of English speakers in the USA, and we make lots of books and movies in English, not to mention instruction manuals, webpages, etc. There's a whole hell of a lot more of our English out there. Give it another century o
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:28 am
a little further education,,its from "vulgar latin" Facus.. or from Greek.. Phakelos..( bundle )..bet you didnt know you could come here to get a better education did you ??
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:20 am
Well under normal curcumstances it would be , but we are speaking in "yanky" and it is as we all know a bastardised version of true English.
Culos - November 27, 2008, 6:16 am
Should that not be arseholes? LOL
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:10 am
To educate you a little further a fagot is also a lump of wood for lighting a fire,but mainly its for all you little butt fuckers in yank land .Queer assholes.
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:08 am
No its just done so all you spelling / grammar nazis have somthing to do with your sad sorry little lives.
GoForthAndDie - November 27, 2008, 2:08 am
I think that's done to emphasize his n00bishness.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 1:42 am
He doesn't capitalize 'english', so the rules are sort of fuzzy for him.
Culos - November 26, 2008, 6:03 pm
Btw Proud English guy, your or you're, are you sure English is your first language?
Culos - November 26, 2008, 5:31 pm
A fagot is in fact a French bean variety and since it's French I guess we can assume it to be queer as well, can't we?
english--and proud - November 26, 2008, 5:27 pm
A fag is a queer.and if your queer your American..so there you go boys..all you yanks are gay boys..
english--and proud - November 26, 2008, 5:24 pm
Ok let me set the record straight .. in English.. a fagot is a meat ball.. a fag is a cigarette
Bokkie - November 26, 2008, 8:57 am
America is to the world what McDonalds is to food.
paladin12 - November 26, 2008, 8:52 am
Guys. This is the Union Flag of Great Britain. The English flag is white with a red cross.
Amaterasu - November 6, 2008, 2:07 pm
It's all Spain's fault. They hired Columbus.
Culos - November 1, 2008, 8:11 pm
Yo Seb, you conveniently forgot that the Dutch were there before you and your ancestors 'bought' America for next to nothing from them
Seb - November 1, 2008, 6:40 pm
Dam. Comment cut -.-
Seb - November 1, 2008, 6:38 pm
Oi, American fools, you would have all been red Indians. The reason you speak english and are cork Asian is because we English colonised you country. Along with the other European powers at the time. So, in short you are in fact, originally English, there
Renee Pussman - October 30, 2008, 6:26 pm
Hey Brits... Go fuck yourselves. If it weren't for us you FAGGOTS would be speaking German.
Auda - October 25, 2008, 8:45 pm
The fact that "fag" is slang for a single cigarette (sic) gives a whole new meaning to "blowing fags in the bathroom".
God - October 11, 2008, 2:04 pm
Somebody shut that cigarette, Kel, up.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 11, 2008, 11:24 am
I hate stupid generalizations based on nationality as much as I hate these awful types of flag based posters. Lame poster, lame caption, lame attitude. poorly done, too.
Overlord Douchebag - October 11, 2008, 11:10 am
Ok, I'm tired of seeing this shit. Kel, nobody gives a shit what you think. Not everyone thinks like the dumb piece of shit who made this poster. Stop lumping us the fuck in with everyone else.
Kel - October 11, 2008, 6:08 am
Im guessing a fat sloth of an American made this. Ha, You lost Nam! You go to war and cant win.. Also, I think Its known as "Fags" are ruining the United States..
jonnyshadez - October 2, 2008, 4:02 pm
I hope you're not painting everyone in the UK as a faggot, its just English people so use their flag next time, red cross on white background.
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 8:27 am
Well, it's also a meatball: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)
RnR - September 24, 2008, 12:05 pm
smoke = a fag /// a fag can also be ONE faggot = poofter
Truth in Advertising - September 24, 2008, 10:14 am
Actually, in England, a faggot is a cigarette.
aPauling - September 24, 2008, 9:41 am
In England, aren't "faggots" meatballs?
brock0lee - September 24, 2008, 9:04 am
wouldn't english faggots be redundant then?

KAULITZ TWINS - Well... you had it coming, you EMO-trash faggots

TAGS: tom bill kaulitz tokio hotel emo rnr faggots twins
Rating: 1.89/5

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forseti - April 8, 2010, 8:48 am
the comments are much more funny than this bad drawed pic... AND NO, Tokio Hotel is so fuckin' NOT rock!!
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 8:22 am
Quiet child! The adults are Motifaking.
lunaaa1993 - April 8, 2010, 7:50 am
wooow, you're sick dude. this is so not funny. you're such an idiot. you really have to much sparetime. seriously man, get a f*cking life. if this is what you do for fun, then you're just sad. i feel bad for you. get some help.
lunaaa1993 - April 8, 2010, 7:26 am
no wonder people got angry! this is not okay at all!! and it is a insult against the brothers. and NOT normal! what the f*ck is wrong with you??!!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wow, people got rather angry in this one.
wow - November 1, 2009, 10:15 pm
you have a disturbing definition of amusing......
Zed - November 1, 2009, 1:08 pm
You have a strange definition of "rocks".
wow - November 1, 2009, 5:50 am
This is really disturbing I have to say. I can't believe someone found this amusing. Regardless of it being the twins...wow....to think that someone actually thought of this and found it amusing,so much more disturbing hen the actual content. BTW..TH rock
TO ME - August 18, 2009, 9:32 pm
okay you clown faggot go and get them....i call bullshit you fucking virgin queer.
to other kat - August 18, 2009, 9:30 pm
Other Kat - July 3, 2009, 8:39 pm
Duuuuude, not cool, not cool at all. Rape is soooo not funny, you could get in serious shit for putting this up. Who ever drew this, is a sick, sick creature, and most probably has raped and or abused someone, this is not cool.
Bill - June 14, 2009, 11:45 am
It is great; but would have been better if it was Bushido raping him! Do one with Bushido!
noddachance - May 21, 2009, 3:52 pm
I can't believe that this could be entertaining to anyone, in anyway shape, or form. Ignorance is not bliss, it's DANGEROUS!
kenny - April 18, 2009, 3:18 pm
the rape & woman beating on here doesn't bother me as much as the POS's don't filter out the lack of quality
RuSERIOUS? - April 18, 2009, 12:22 pm
Wow, this is redic. Rape is not something to joke about to giggle about CAUSE IT DOES ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO SOME PEOPLE... ya fuckin prick.
Me. - April 10, 2009, 1:08 pm
DUDE!?!?! WTF!? how the fuck can you allow shit like this to be posted??? this is some sick fucking shit... I'm half tempted to get the authorities to take a look at this site...
TH SUCKS - March 26, 2009, 6:33 pm
lol this is sooooo true!
Mandi - March 19, 2009, 7:30 pm
seriously thats not even funny! poor bill, and tom is def the hot one
Mr Taco - February 14, 2009, 5:54 pm
0_0 !!!!!!
Shelby - January 15, 2009, 8:01 pm
*sigh* Poor Bill. I knew Tom would turn on him someday.... being the ugly twin and all...
Emily - January 4, 2009, 7:08 am
Damn I should NOT be getting turned on by that!
mcpoopersonfinklejew - November 23, 2008, 4:22 pm
Come on. His ass didn't bleed THAT much.

Gone -

TAGS: gone turkeys christmas forgotten
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 25, 2013, 6:02 pm
Good Take.

OUR MODS - always ready with helpful advice all over the net

TAGS: gs got best answer
Rating: 4.88/5

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jeffhardy25 - June 8, 2011, 2:50 pm
5/5 party poping penises
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:06 pm
its soo funny, idk what to say
RagTopDriver - October 14, 2010, 5:48 pm
lmao so hard I farted
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 8:13 pm
This one needs more than 5 XD
Zealot - June 11, 2010, 2:57 pm
forseti - June 11, 2010, 7:29 am
Grey knows the best about the things which can come out of a stitch... 5L!
John R - June 11, 2010, 6:41 am
Bwahahaha - Yahoo! Answers, taken seriously throughout the known Universe.. 18 Lions for the guy who got best answer!
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:50 pm

if that is where your "drip" is coming from....well, lets say that you may be beyond medical assistance
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
Next question... what does that have to do with cleaning out your ears? Nyuk, nyuk.
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:41 pm

the doc at the "free clinic"
CANADA - June 10, 2010, 8:30 pm
ouch! lol! 5L
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:29 pm
They who???
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:28 pm

did it hurt when they put the Q-Tip in for the sample?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:28 pm
I'll let you know when mine stops.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
I just remember a slow drip, drip. drip. Is that a problem? 5L
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm
pzykosiz - June 10, 2010, 7:07 pm
that would be so cool. 5L's
GreyScorpion - June 10, 2010, 4:53 pm
LMAO!! I just didn't think anybody would find out about my moonlighting. 5L
pieman - June 10, 2010, 11:59 am
If only PeeWee Herman would have talked to GS first. It would have been a much funnier story.
R.S.Jake - June 10, 2010, 11:52 am
Way to go GS! Best answer ever!


TAGS: got the woman who brouth it home for sale too
Rating: 4.71/5

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boeweizer - August 31, 2010, 9:51 pm
cmon its just garfield, give him some lasagna and he'll act like he's getting rid of squeak

HOW TO CATCH A GOTH? - With Black FISHNETS...of course!

TAGS: goth fish catch die sad
Rating: 4.5/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 31, 2010, 8:18 pm
gawd, I hope that isn't a sack hanging next to those clips...


TAGS: oh my goth
Rating: 4.43/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - October 3, 2013, 12:20 pm
There's a Extended Play called American Gothic. It's great, The Rose March, The Crux, The Pox, and Sunkissed. Smashing Pumpkins for ever!
Ed-Hyde - August 11, 2010, 9:57 am
oh yea, and substitute 'Waffle House' in place of Denny's
Ed-Hyde - August 11, 2010, 9:56 am
5 Oh crap I'm a goth Lions, cept for the last two. I prefer to blend with the norms, that way they don't see me coming.
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 1:33 am
I've got most of this one covered, too.
Chompers - August 11, 2010, 1:14 am
Guys, I think I'm a goth. I thought I smiled too much to be won.

MILK MAIDS? - He just learned the hard way...they might look like they serve milk, but they don’t.

TAGS: got milk
Rating: 4.37/5

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agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:46 am
Although milk is DELICIOUS, they serve something much, much better.

BRUCE HITLER - Adolph's twin brother never really got the message... And as for his, "Fabulous Solution"

I LIKE BIG BUTTS - And I cannot lie

TAGS: baby got back george washington
Rating: 3.82/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:35 pm
We don't have politicians that can not lie but we have shed loads of impressionists.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:30 am
We definitely need some of these in those huge office buildings


DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL - They grow up so fast *snif*

TAGS: jameela s got a gun
Rating: 3.56/5

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Reason - December 5, 2009, 9:29 am
i really hope the safety is on 5L

RULE 34 - No exceptions.

TAGS: kaiba ygotas 34 rule screw
Rating: 3.23/5

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BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:19 am
Yep add Sunglasses and Anime is OK. I've seen lots of Anime on here.

M A D - I've got your funny right here ...


TAGS: anti bigotry
Rating: 3.18/5

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GaryO - September 20, 2015, 8:23 am
...aaand, I imagine you have a nice asss.
GaryO - September 20, 2015, 8:22 am
Quite a-ite, seven. You have provided entertainment in many forms for this old fossil for a rather long time now. I have always appreciated the creative side of that mind of yours. You offer a remarkable challenge to keep up.
steve1961 - September 20, 2015, 2:57 am
Gaaaaaaaay!Sorry...that was a typo...I dropped the "r".
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 9:56 pm
I....I....I think I love you, Steven.
steve1961 - September 19, 2015, 2:22 pm
You may be old, Gaz and have older attitudes but from what I have gathered from your chats and comments, you're a class act to everyone...no matter what. :)
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 7:25 am
Ralf (not an acronym). Sorry, I’m old, and apparently have a weak stomach.
steve1961 - September 19, 2015, 4:46 am
I'll be looking for a picture of an Asian, transgendered, Jewish single, homeless, disabled mother with a Downs child, next...and that still won't cover everything...Prejudice is wrong in whatever form it takes...
CloudchaserS - September 19, 2015, 4:08 am
You forgot "transgender"

(EPIC) WIN - now also at your local optician time to fix those eyes


TAGS: life time wedding bride goth chain neck death
Rating: 2.5/5

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mooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:25 am
repost with lamer text.

HENCHWOMEN - They're not just Joker anymore.

GORONCHEV - He's just a faggot. Nothing more needs to be said.

TAGS: faggot
Rating: 2.03/5
benos21 - May 29, 2013, 10:04 pm
goronchev is a faggot, is true.


TAGS: either that or i got to start taking acid again
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:45 pm
5 natural L's


TAGS: shut away lake forgotten
Rating: 4.44/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:51 pm
spacedog - August 10, 2010, 11:01 pm
Very nice. 5L
rerun - August 10, 2010, 10:59 pm



ICELAND - Proves God has a great sense of humour.

TAGS: irony disaster you got to laugh
Rating: 4.08/5

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Derek - April 15, 2010, 5:53 pm
- and doesn't want us to fly!

MILITARY? - Only on Tuesdays Bro! Today is Sunday! Ice cream sunday!

TAGS: lt dan i got ice cream i said i got
Rating: 3.77/5

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Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:17 am
Moo+ is a straight pimp!
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:16 am
Mooooo? Damn! I already owe TTH some serious back rent. Now I gotta pay you to?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 2:14 am
$29.99 *while supplies last.
MrRandom - October 20, 2009, 2:13 am
I believe Moooooooooooooo's still selling the video.
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:12 am
Meh...funny story...see there was this port call in Aruba, a midget and some clown shoes. There may be pics....
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:10 am
Really? So you're not head honcho yet?
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:05 am
Just understand that the views of MO don't always (usually never) coincide with the views of the USCG.......
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:04 am
Really? Damn! This is better than a brochure.
MO - October 20, 2009, 1:58 am
And one day work weeks.....
MO - September 28, 2009, 7:22 pm
But only on Tuesdays!!